Assess and Assail

-Good morning, comrades. Everybody looks fresh and ready to go. Good. We have a new member. In fact, we have two. Sigmund joined us last week incognito, but I told him we are an upfront organization. We don't operate in the dark, in the subconscious and unconscious bullshit. We are all conscious, all aware, all alert in what we do. Understood? Good. The other member is Frederick Nietzsche. He said that we just call him Fred. I am honored to have him with us. You guys heard of him before, particularly Roberto. Fred is now second in command and will speak for me and chair the meetings when I am not around. In a few years, I will retire. Fred will take over. He is young and vigorous. The organization will prosper. We don't have too many members. People like us are rare, anyway. Fred has a few ideas. Take it away, Fred.

-Thanks, General Walter Mittty. It's an honor to be part of this fine club. It's a deeper honor to have your confidence, Walter. I had a long conversation with Walter last night and he agreed with all the points I am going to go over with you boys.

First, total blockade of news, comments, and opinions from now on, unless they are cleared with me first. Roberto, listen up. I know you love to shoot from the hip, but you must have discipline, OK?

Second, the theme of today's talk is "Assess and Assail", not "Assume". As we all know, Roberto has a habit of assuming others would think and look at the world the same way he does. That is stupid and wrong.

Third, now let's assess the situation. Here's how I see it. Our opponents are phonies and cowards and selfish individuals. Very often phoniness, cowardice, and selfishness all exist in the same individuals. Sometimes, stupidity comes into play, too. Usually, it is just plain ignorance stemming from laziness to read and then think. To sum up, every morning, before you get out of your comfortable adobe, please remember the assholes you are going to meet and forced to interact are the motherfuckers who are phony, cowardly, selfish, ignorant, and stupid in the descending order. Most of them, however, are cunning and crafty. They all have gone through The Thespian School for the Phonies. So they all project the image of decency and civility until their fucking masks fall off their pimpled faces.

That's the reality with our opponents. Let's see what damage they have inflicted on us. Roberto is the one who got hit the most. It was his damned fault, for charging headlong into the opponents without a plan. From now on, we must establish we are better people. We are real humans, not animals nor scum nor slime. I want everybody maintain the following routine:

Daily exercises including Yoga and breathing.

Observe strict silence. All communication to the outside world has to be cleared with me.

Unlike phonies who spout off some Latin and German, I want everybody hit the books everyday on Latin, German, and Chinese. In addition, everybody has to brush up on French and Spanish, especially Roberto. He also has to go back to Italian. Portuguese and Russian and all other shit can slide, if he so desires.

Visit libraries more often. Read more nonfiction and less the fiction bullshit. Roberto, you hear me?

Fourth, after assessing where we are, here's my plan for assailing our opponents. We are going to sail over them and smash them into submission with the superiority of our intellect and reasoning skills. There is only guy out there who can reason worth a damn, the rest are just too fucking stupid and ignorant--- especially the one who has verbal diarrhea, who loves to mouth off on every fucking conceivable topic under the sun whether he knows the subject or not--- to put up any cogent arguments. Maybe Roberto understands the reason for using the words "Assess" and "Assail" in my introductory talk of today. Yes, we are going to make them look like asses and donkeys because that's essentially what they are. They have no human soul because they are selfish, phony, cowardly, and full of sophistry when they argue. They are not interested in love for their home country nor truth. All they are interested in is protecting their little asses until the day they die. They care for nobody except themselves. They are devoid of any higher values and ideals. Humans who have no higher values and ideals are animals, pure and simple.

Meeting's over. Let's get to work.
Heil Truth! Heil Love to the Fatherland! Vietnam is forever!