Friday, May 2, 2014

Lessons at 65

Lessons at 65:

1. Forever gentle in speech. And ever-ready to apologize if in the wrong. 
2. Respect facts. Don't lie. Don't falsely accuse. Don't project your shortcomings unto others. If you are ugly, fat, vertically challenged, stingy, ignorant, blind and dense, don't tell somebody who's your superior in looks, intelligence, knowledge, wisdom, and wit, that he suffers of the same afflictions as you do. Self-projection and imputing faults on others are hallmarks of despicable cowards and mother-fucking ignoramuses and ugly bitches.
3. If a woman is not loved by a certain man, it's because she is repulsive in appearance and character, and not because he doesn't  know about love, especially if he is attractive, charming, and witty, and women have flocked to him like bees to honey. 
4. Have some respect for yourself.  Improve your appearance, finance, and mind. Learn a foreign language. Read serious books. Cultivate love and understanding, not envy and resentment. Be objective about yourself. Look at yourself more closely in the mirror.
5. Ask yourself a square question: Am I lovable or am I a stupid, short, ugly, ignorant, fat bitch?

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