Friday, April 22, 2011

Why do you keep a blog?

An asshole sent you an email asking how many readers that you have. You fired back an answer to the effect as far as you knew there are more than one and fewer than three. You then advised him the number of people that follow your blog was none of his goddamn business and he should go fuck himself in the stinking bush behind his pigsty euphemetiscally called "residence". This asshole is the same douche bag who had the temerity to call you a blowhard in a snide, sneak attack. Now that you know him for what he fucking is, his name is engraved on your black list waiting for the right opportune moment for you to send him to a journey of unbearable excitement.

Humans are so fucking stupid, it is not even funny. In fact, it's downright sad and ridiculous. Why didn't the asshole keep his mouth shut? What's the fuck he would gain for the snide remark and stupid inquiry?

Back to the the title of this blog. You keep the blog because you want to stay sane. As simple as that.

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