Irascible, Crusty Asshole

When Gop Gio, a lying, irascible, crusty old man refuses to admit that he is a sick, lying motherfucker despite all the incontrovertible evidence lined up against him, then an inescapable conclusion one must draw is that the motherfucker is a shameless motherfucling animal, deserving to die of rabies inflicted by a strayto be put down like a stray, rabid, crazy dog.