Sensitivity? My Ass!

Give me a crumb of power, I would gladly make an ass of myself. I would try to be assertive, using firm language to enforce law and order. I would at the same time try to show to the world that I am good and I am sensitive. Yech! What a crock of hard shit I am! I am like a little chimpanzee strutting around in my cage, being full of myself while real humans from the outside are pointing at me and laughing their heads off at my making a spectacle of myself. Oops, where is everybody? Where are my fellow simians? Why nobody shows up? If there is no monkey to lord over, what the fuck of any use of my new status as the Führer?