Priorities: Health, Money, and Love

Many stupid and pious-sounding ignoramuses mouth off and parrot the cliche' that money cannot buy love and all that shit. Of course, they are wrong. Money "buys" almost anything, including health and especially love, on this planet. There are only two things money cannot buy: intelligence (something given) and knowledge (you must work hard at it). If you are penniless , you will sufffer ill health and absolutely get no love. No self-respecting woman would love a penniless man, no matter how big his penis is, unless that woman is very generous and heavy into sex. Read the preceding sentence again and have it engraved in your mind. Read it out loud so you can get the play on words. You got it? You didn't? That was why I called you a stupid and pious-sounding ignoramus. There were TWO wordplays in that sentence. The first one is easy to see; the second is harder. Anyway, I am digressing. So a man must be able to be self-supporting before he entertains any notion that he will find a woman who will love him and support him.