Farting

Some assholes treat their farts as if they were exotic fragrances. They fart at every time they get, releasing the most stinking, absurd, nonsensical garbage masqueraded as "opinions". I always maintain that it's good to cultivate an image of mystery so that one can benefit from an illusion of having an aura of depth and profundity. Excessive mouthing off of nonsense and incoherence only invites contempt. In fact, thanks to their gratuitous expressions, I have come to realize that they are not as good or even smart as I thought they were before they open their mouths and dispense their farting "opinions".